Limericks
Mind over batter
A macho young man saw the light
And decided to live his life right.
He made up his mind
To be loving and kind
When his heart was all bully and fight,
And decided to live his life right.
He made up his mind
To be loving and kind
When his heart was all bully and fight,
An arse by any other name
A tipsy young man once chose
To have his arse tattooed like a rose.
The effect was nightmarish:
The colours were garish
And the perfume got right up your nose.
To have his arse tattooed like a rose.
The effect was nightmarish:
The colours were garish
And the perfume got right up your nose.